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Twisted Confessional | Kol

Lxndr

  1. Newbie Sauceror - Advanced Saucecrafting (P)
  2. Normal Packrat Disco Bandit - Advanced Cocktailcrafting (P)
  3. HC Seal Clubber - Pulverize (HP)
  4. HC Seal Clubber - Double-Fisted Skull Smashing (HP)
  5. HC Teetotaler Wallaby Turtle Tamer - Amphibian Sympathy (HP)
  6. HC Disco Bandit - Ambidextrous Funkslinging (HP)
  7. HC Boozetefarian Packrat Accordion Thief - Torso Awaregness (HP)
  8. HC Pastamancer - Leash of Linguini (HP)
  9. HC Teetotaler Marmot Sauceror - Intrinsic Spiciness (HP)
  10. Normal Pastamancer - Pastamastery (P)
  11. Normal Sauceror - CLEESH* (P)
 *Not intentional.  Was supposed to be Way of Sauce, but I brainfarted. (Got it on run 24 though)

NS 13

  1. Normal Sauceror - Impetuous Sauciness (P)
  2. HC Vole Seal Clubber - Eye of the Stoat (HP)
  3. HCO Seal Clubber - Tongue of the Otter (HP)
  4. HCO Turtle Tamer - Tao of the Terrapin (HP)
  5. HCO Disco Bandit - Overdeveloped Sense of Self Preservation (HP)
  6. HCO Accordion Thief - Chronic Indigestion (HP)
  7. HCO Pastamancer - Entangling Noodles (HP)
  8. HCO Sauceror - Immaculate Seasoning (HP)
  9. HC Pastamancer - Springy Fusilli (HP)
  10. BM Seal Clubber - Northern Exposure (HP)
  11. BM Turtle Tamer - Skin of the Leatherback** (HP)
  12. BM Disco Bandit - Heart of Polyester (HP) --- Kittycore
  13. Normal Teetotaler Sauceror - The Way of Sauce (P)
  14. Normal Teetotaler Pastamancer - Transcendental Noodlecraft (P)
    • Rainbow Gravitation (HP)
  15. Normal Teetotaler Sauceror - Really Expensive Jewelrycrafting (P)
    • Vent Rage Gland (HP)
  16. Normal Teetotaler Disco Bandit - Superhuman Cocktailcrafting (P)
    • Transcendant Olfaction (HP)
  17. BM Accordion Thief - The Moxious Madrigal (HP)
  18. BM Pastamancer - Tolerance of the Kitchen (HP)
  19. BM Sauceror - Diminished Gag Reflex (HP)
  20. HC Disco Bandit - Disco Power Nap (HP)
  21. HC Disco Bandit - Disco Nap (HP)
  22. HC Disco Bandit - Smooth Movement (HP)
  23. HC Seal Clubber - Musk of the Moose (HP)
  24. HC Teetotaler Seal Clubber - Hide of the Walrus (HP)
  25. HC Seal Clubber - Hide of the Otter (HP)
  26. HC Turtle Tamer - Cold-Blooded Fearlessness (HP)
  27. HC Disco Bandit - Abs of Tin (HP)
  28. HC Accordion Thief - Gnomish Hardigness (HP)
  29. HC Pastamancer - Spirit of Ravioli (HP)
  30. HC Sauceror - Stream of Sauce (HP)
  31. HC Seal Clubber - Claws of the Walrus (HP)
  32. HC Seal Clubber - Claws of the Otter (HP)
  33. HC Turtle Tamer - Wisdom of the Elder Tortoises (HP)
  34. HC Disco Bandit - Disco Fever (HP)
  35. HC Disco Bandit - Kung Fu Hustler (HP)
  36. HC Accordion Thief - Cosmic Ugnderstanding (HP)
  37. HC Accordion Thief - Marginally Insane (HP)
  38. HC Pastamancer - Cannelloni Cocoon (HP)
  39. HC Sauceror - Saucy Salve (HP)
  40. HC Seal Clubber - Super-Advanced Meatsmithing (HP)
  41. HC Turtle Tamer - Armorcraftiness (HP)
 **Not intentional. Was supposed to be Cold-Blooded Fearlessness, but I brainfarted (got it on run 37, though).

Karma

  1. HC Disco Bandit - Mad Looting Skillz (HP)
  2. HC Bees Hate You Accordion Thief - Powers of Observatiogn (HP), Superhuman Cocktailcrafting (+HP)
  3. HC Way of the Surprising Fist Accordion Thief - Master of the Surprising Fist (HP), Natural Born Skeleton Killer (P)
  4. HC Way of the Surprising Fist Accordion Thief - Natural Born Scrabbler (HP), Natural Born Skeleton Killer (+HP)
  5. HC Sauceror - Expert Panhandling (HP)
  6. HC Way of the Surprising Fist Disco Bandit - Nimble Fingers (HP), Summon Crimbo Candy (P)
  7. HC Way of the Surprising Fist Accordion Thief - Thrift and Grift (HP), Summon Crimbo Candy (+HP)
  8. HC Trendy Accordion Thief - Gnefarious Pickpocketing (HP), Unaccompanied Minor (P)
  9. HC Trendy Turtle Tamer - Hero of the Half-Shell (HP), Unaccompanied Minor (+HP)
  10. HC Pastamancer - Spirit of Rigatoni (HP)
  11. HC Avatar of Boris Pure - Fashionably Late (HP), Executive Narcolepsy (P)
  12. HC Avatar of Boris Pure - Slimy Synapses (HP), Executive Narcolepsy (+HP)
  13. HC Avatar of Boris Pure - Slimy Sinews (HP), Slimy Shoulders (P)
  14. HC Avatar of Boris Pure - Lunch Break (HP), Slimy Shoulders (+HP)
  15. HC Bugbear Invasion Seal Clubber - Seal Clubbing Frenzy (HP), Volcanometeor Showeruption (P)
  16. HC Zombie Slayer Turtle Tamer - Patience of the Tortoise (HP), Volcanometeor Showeruption (+HP)
  17. HC Zombie Slayer Pastamancer - Manicotti Meditation (HP), Offensive Joke (P)
  18. HC Zombie Slayer Sauceror - Sauce Contemplation (HP), Offensive Joke (+HP)
  19. HC Zombie Slayer Disco Bandit - Disco Aerobics (HP), Tattle (P)
    • Thick Skinned (HP)
  20. HC Zombie Slayer Accordion Thief - Moxie of the Mariachi (HP), Tattle (+HP)
  21. HC Avatar of Boris Seal Clubber - Thrust-Smack (HP)
  22. HC Class Act Disco Bandit - Stealth Misteltoe (P), Disco Face Stab (P), Disco Dance II: Electric Boogaloo (P)
  23. HC Class Act Accordion Thief - Stealth Mistletoe (+HP), Holiday Weight Gain (HP)
  24. HC Class Act Seal Clubber - Rage of the Reindeer (P), Snarl of the Timberwolf (P), Lunging Thrust Smack (P)
  25. HC Class Act Pastamancer - Flavour of Magic (P), Weapon of the Pastalord (P), Stuffed Mortar Shell (P)
  26. HC Class Act Sauceror - Saucegeyser (P), Wave of Sauce (P), Saucestorm (P)
    • Chip on your Shoulder (HP)
  27. HC Class Act Turtle Tamer - Shieldbutt (P), Kneebutt (P), Headbutt (P)
  28. HC Avatar of Boris Pastamancer - Cannelloni Cannon(P), Ravioli Shurikens (P)
  29. HC Avatar of Boris Disco Bandit - Disco Eye Poke(P), Disco Dance (P)
  30. HC Avatar of Jarlsberg Sauceror - Elemental Saucesphere (P), Jalapeno Saucesphere (P), Jabanero Saucesphere (P)
  31. HC Avatar of Jarlsberg Sauceror - Flavour of Magic (+HP), Cannelloni Cannon (+HP), Ravioli Shurikens (+HP)
  32. HC Avatar of Jarlsberg Pure - Shieldbutt (+HP), Kneebutt (+HP), Headbutt (+HP)
  33. HC Avatar of Jarlsberg Seal Clubber - Clobber (P), Tongue of the Walrus (P), Iron Palm Technique (P)
  34. HC Avatar of Jarlsberg Pure - Clobber (+HP), Tongue of the Walrus (+HP), Lunging Thrust-Smack (+HP)
  35. HC Avatar of Jarlsberg Pure - Rage of the Reindeer (+HP), Snarl of the Timberwolf (+HP), Iron Palm Technique (+HP)
  36. HC Avatar of Jarlsberg Pure - Elemental Saucesphere (+HP), Jalapeno Saucesphere, (+HP), Jabanero Saucesphere (+HP)
  37. HC Avatar of Jarlsberg Pure - Saucegeyser (+HP), Wave of Sauce (+HP), Saucestorm (+HP)
  38. HC Avatar of Jarlsberg Sauceror - Scarysauce (HP), Impetuous Sauciness (+HP)
  39. HC Avatar of Jarlsberg Pure - Disco Dance (+HP), Disco Eye Poke (+HP), Stuffed Mortar Shell (+HP)
  40. HC Avatar of Boris Pastamancer - Stringozzi Serpent (HP)
  41. HC BIG! Accordion Thief - Weapon of the Pastalord (+HP), Disco Face Stab (+HP), Disco Dance II (+HP)
  42. Normal Big! Seal Clubber - Pastamastery (+HP), +50 Karma
  43. Normal Big! Disco Bandit - Advanced Saucecrafting (+HP), Advanced Cocktailcrafting (+HP)
  44. Normal Avatar of Boris - Really Advanced Jewelrycrafting (+HP)
    • First Telescope Upgrade
  45. HC Avatar of Boris - Way of Sauce (+HP), Transcendental Noodlecraft (+HP)
    • Request Sandwich (HP)
  46. HC Big! Accordion Thief - Singer's Faithful Ocelot (P), Drescher's Annoying Noise (P), Walberg's Dim Bulb (P)
  47. HC Big! Accordion Thief - Singer's Faithful Ocelot (+HP), Drescher's Annoying Noise (+HP), Walberg's Dim Bulb (+HP)
  48. HC Bees Hate You Pastamancer - 200 Karma
  49. HC KOLHS Turtle Tamer - +300 Karma (total 500)
Seal Clubber Revamp
  1. HC KOLHS Seal Clubber - Wrath of the Wolverine (HP), Ire of the Orca (HP), Precision of the Penguin (HP), Seething of the Snow Leopard (HP)
  2. HC KOLHS Seal Clubber - Thirst of the Weasel (HP), Buoyancy of the Beluga (P)
  3. HC KOLHS Seal Clubber - Cold Shoulder (HP), Buoyancy of the Beluga (+HP)
  4. HC KOLHS Seal Clubber - Club Foot (HP), Pride of the Puffin (P)
  5. HC KOLHS Seal Clubber - Scowl of the Auk (HP), Pride of the Puffin (+HP)

All revamps completed.

  • Unperming gets me +400 Karma, removes The Moxious Madrigal and Blubber Up
  1. HC Class Act II Seal Clubber - Northern Explosion (HP), Furious Wallop (HP), Lunge Smack (HP), +100 Karma
  2. HC Class Act II Turtle Tamer - The Long View (HP), Tetstudinal Teachings (HP)
  3. HC Class Act II Disco Bandit - Sensitive Fingers (HP), +100 Karma
  4. HC Class Act II Accordion Thief- Mariachi Memory (HP), Master Accordion Master Thief (HP)
  5. HC Class Act II Pastamancer - Subtle and Quick to Anger (HP), +100 Karma
  6. HC Avatar of Sneaky Pete Accordion Thief- Mariachi Memory (HP), Master Accordion Master Thief (HP), +50 Karma
    • Essence of Annoyance (HP)
  7. HC Heavy Rains Sauceror - Soul Saucery (HP), +100 Karma
  8. HC Heavy Rains Sauceror - Inner Sauce (HP), Saucemaven (HP)
    • Pirate Bellow (HP)
  9. HC Heavy Rains Sauceror - Itchy Curse Finger (HP), +100 Karma
  10. HC Heavy Rains Turtle Tamer - Butts of Steel (HP), Pizza Lover (HP)
  11. HC Heavy Rains Accordion Thief - Sticky Fingers (HP), +100 Karma
  12. HC Heavy Rains Pastamancer - Bringing Up The Rear (HP), Thrall Unit Tactics (HP)
  13. HC Heavy Rains Sauceror - Alien Source Code (HP), Sloppy Secrets (P)
  14. HC Heavy Rains Sauceror - Belch The Rainbow (HP), +100 Karma
  15. HC Heavy Rains Accordion Thief - Accordion Appreciation (HP), Crab Claw Technique (HP)
    • Summon Holiday Fun! (HP)
  16. HC Slow and Steady Sauceror - +250 Karma (total 300)
  17. HC Picky Disco Bandit - Disco Bravado (HP), Disco Greed (HP), Flashy Dancer (HP)
  18. HC Picky Disco Bandit - Tricky Knifework (HP), Sloppy Secrets (+HP)
  19. HC Picky Disco Bandit - Frantic Gyrations (HP), +100 Karma
  20. HC Picky Disco Bandit - Disco State of Mind (HP), Deft Hands (HP)
  21. HC Picky Disco Bandit - That's Not A Knife (HP), +100 Karma
  22. HC Picky Disco Bandit - Unoffendable(HP), Hypersane (HP)
  23. HC Picky Disco Bandit - Rapid Prototyping (HP), +100 Karma
  24. HC Standard Disco Bandit - Disco Shank (HP), Knife in the Dark (HP)
  25. Normal Standard Disco Bandit - Disco Dance III (HP), Disco Inferno (HP), Tango of Terror (HP) - +550 Karma (discard)
  26. HC Standard Seal Clubber - Blubber Up (HP), +100 Karma, 650 Karma remain
  27. Normal Standard Seal Clubber - +150 Karma, 800 Karma remain
    • Summon Carrot (HP)
  28. HC Standard Pastamancer - +300 Karma, 1100 Karma remain
  29. Normal Standard Pastamancer - Shield of the Pastalord (HP), 1200 Karma remain
  30. HC Standard Sauceror - Curse of Weaksauce (HP), Curse of the Thousand Islands (HP), Curse of Marinara (HP), Curse of Vichyssoise (HP), 100 Karma remain
  31. HC Actually Ed the Undying Sauceror - Blood Sugar Sauce Magic (HP), Sauce Monocle (HP)
  32. HC Actually Ed the Undying Sauceror - Speluck (HP), Saucicle (P)
  33. HC Actually Ed the Undying Sauceror - Saucicle (+HP), Antibiotic Saucesphere (HP)
  34. HC Actually Ed the Undying Seal Clubber - Mild Curse (HP), +100 Karma
  35. HC Actually Ed the Undying Seal Clubber - +300 Karma
  36. HC Actually Ed the Undying Seal Clubber - +300 Karma
  37. HC Actually Ed the Undying Seal Clubber - +300 Karma
  38. HC Actually Ed the Undying Seal Clubber - +300 Karma
  39. HC Actually Ed the Undying Seal Clubber - +300 Karma
  40. HC Actually Ed the Undying Seal Clubber - +300 Karma
  41. HC Actually Ed the Undying Disco Bandit - +300 Karma
  42. HC Actually Ed the Undying Disco Bandit - +300 Karma
  43. HC Actually Ed the Undying Accordion Thief - Cone of Zydeco (HP), Bawdy Refrain (HP), Accordion Bash (HP), Cadenza (HP), Dissonant Riff (HP), 1500 Karma remain
  44. HC Actually Ed the Undying Disco Bandit - +300 Karma, 1800 Karma remain
  45. HC Actually Ed the Undying Accordion Thief - Concerto de los Muertos (HP), +100 Karma, 1900 Karma remain
  46. HC Actually Ed the Undying Turtle Tamer - Blessing of the War Snapper (HP), Shell Up (HP), Spirit Snap (HP), Blessing of She-Who-Was (HP), Blessing of the Storm Tortoise (HP), Spirit Boon (HP), 1000 Karma remain
  47. HC Actually Ed the Undying Pastamancer - Fearful Fettucini (HP), Candyblast (HP), Utensil Twist (HP), Surge of Icing (HP), 500 karma remain
  48. HC Actually Ed the Undying Sauceror - Olfactory Burnout (HP), Dinsey Operations Expert (HP), Käsesoßesturm (HP), 300 karma remain
  49. HC Actually Ed the Undying - Summon "Boner Battalion" (P), Frigidalmatian (P), Deep Dark Visions (P), Shrap (P), Psychokinetic Hug (P), Managerial Manipulation (P)
  50. HC Actually Ed the Undying - +300 Karma
  51. HC Actually Ed the Undying - Grease Up (HP), Intimidating Mien (HP), Rotten Memories (HP)
  52. HC Actually Ed the Undying - +300 Karma
  53. HC Actually Ed the Undying - Garbage Nova (HP), Pinch Ghost (HP), Torment Plant (HP)
  54. HC Actually Ed the Undying - +300 Karma
  55. HC Actually Ed the Undying - Silent Slam (HP), Silent Slice (HP), Silent Squirt (HP)
    • Summon Kokomo Resort Pass (HP)
  56. HC Actually Ed the Undying - +300 Karma
  57. HC Actually Ed the Undying - Mathematical Precision (HP), Ruthless Efficiency (HP), Turtle Power (HP)
  58. HC Actually Ed the Undying - +300 Karma
  59. HC Actually Ed the Undying - +300 Karma
  60. HC Actually Ed the Undying - +300 Karma
    • Bear Essence (HP)
  61. Normal Standard Sauceror - +150 Karma, +550 Karma (discard) - 1600 Karma remain
  62. HC One Crazy Random Summer Sauceror - Salsaball (HP), +100 Karma - 1700 Karma remain
  63. HC One Crazy Random Summer Pastamancer - Bind Vampieroghi (HP), Bind Vermincelli (HP), Bind Angel Hair Wisp (HP), Bind Undead Elbow Macaroni (HP), Bind Penne Dreadful (HP), Bind Spaghetti Elemental (HP), Bind Lasagmbie (HP), Bind Spice Ghost (HP), Spaghetti Spear (HP) - 200 Karma remain
  64. HC One Crazy Random Summer Disco Bandit - Suckerpunch (HP), +100 Karma - 300 Karma remain
  65. HC One Crazy Random Summer Accordion Thief - Sing (HP), +100 Karma - 400 Karma remain
  66. HC One Crazy Random Summer Turtle Tamer - Toss (HP), +100 Karma - 500 Karma remain
  67. HC Standard Seal Clubber - +300 Karma - 800 Karma remain
  68. HC One Crazy Random Summer Seal Clubber - +300 Karma - 1100 Karma remain
  69. HC One Crazy Random Summer Turtle Tamer - Stiff Upper Lip (HP), Patient Smile (HP) 1000 Karma remain
  70. HC One Crazy Random Summer Sauceror - Wry Smile (HP), Icy Glare (HP), Ancestral Recall (HP), Dark Ritual (HP), Lightning Bolt (HP) - 300 Karma remain
  71. HC One Crazy Random Summer Pastamancer - Arched Eyebrow of the Archmage (HP), Wizard Squint (HP), Healing Salve (HP), Giant Growth (HP), +418 karma (discard) - 218 Karma remain
  72. HC One Crazy Random Summer Accordion Thief - Knowing Smile (HP), Suspicious Gaze (HP) - 118 Karma remain
  73. HC One Crazy Random Summer Disco Bandit - Disco Smirk (HP), Disco Leer (HP) - 18 Karma remain
  74. HC Standard Accordion Thief - +300 Karma, +11 Karma (discard) - 329 Karma remain
  75. HC One Crazy Random Summer Seal Clubber - +300 Karma, +11 Karma (discard) - 630 Karma remain
  76. HC One Crazy Random Summer Turtle Tamer - +300 Karma, +22 Karma (discard) - 962 Karma remain
  77. HC Standard Turtle Tamer- Asbestos Heart (HP), Pyromania (HP), Firegate (HP), +11 Karma (discard) - 812 Karma remain
  78. HC Community Service Pastamancer - +300 Karma - 1112 Karma remain
  79. Normal Standard Turtle Tamer - +150 Karma, +11 Karma (discard) - 1273 Karma remain
  80. Normal Standard Accordion Thief - The Polka of Plenty (HP), Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (HP), The Ode to Booze (HP), The Sonata of Sneakiness (HP), Carlweather's Cantata of Confrontation (HP), +11 Karma (discard) - 284 Karma remain
  81. HC Avatar of Sneaky Pete - +200 Karma, 484 Karma remain
  82. HC Avatar of Sneaky Pete - The Moxious Madrigal (HP), The Magical Mojomuscular Melody (HP), The Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith (HP), +11 Karma (discard) 95 Karma remain
  83. HC Zombie Slayer - Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (HP), 95 Karma remain
  84. HC Zombie Slayer - +200 Karma, 295 Karma remain
  85. HC Zombie Slayer - +200 Karma, 495 Karma remain
  86. HC Avatar of Boris - +200 Karma +11 Karma (discard), 706 Karma remain
  87. HC Avatar of Boris - +200 Karma, 906 Karma remain
  88. HC Avatar of Boris - +200 Karma, +11 Karma (discard), 1117 Karma remain
  89. HC Avatar of Boris - +200 Karma, +11 Karma (discard), 1328 Karma remain
    • Calculate the Universe (HP)
  90. HC Avatar of Boris - +200 Karma, +11 Karma (discard), 1539 Karma remain
  91. HC Zombie Slayer - Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude (HP), Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority (HP), The Psalm of Pointiness (HP), Brawnee's Anthem of Absorption (HP), Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction (HP), Cletus's Canticle of Celerity (HP), +11 Karma (discard), 550 Karma remain
  92. HC Zombie Slayer - Dirge of Dreadfulness (HP), Cringle's Curative Carol (HP), Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (HP), +11 Karma (discard), 161 Karma remain
  93. HC Zombie Slayer - +200 Karma, +11 Karma (discard), 372 Karma remain
  94. HC Zombie Slayer - +200 Karma, +11 Karma (discard), 583 Karma remain
  95. HC Zombie Slayer - +200 Karma, +11 Karma (discard), 794 Karma remain
  96. HC Zombie Slayer - +200 Karma, +11 Karma (discard), 1005 Karma remain
  97. HC Zombie Slayer - +200 Karma, +11 Karma (discard), 1216 Karma remain
  98. HC Avatar of Sneaky Pete - +200 Karma, +11 Karma (discard), 1427 Karma remain
  99. HC Avatar of Sneaky Pete - +200 Karma, +11 Karma (discard), 1638 Karma remain
  100. HC Avatar of Sneaky Pete - +200 Karma, +11 Karma (discard), 1849 Karma remain
  101. HC Avatar of Sneaky Pete - +200 Karma, +11 Karma (discard), 2060 Karma remain
  102. HC Avatar of Sneaky Pete - +200 Karma, +11 Karma (discard), 2271 Karma remain
  103. HC Avatar of Sneaky Pete - +200 Karma, +11 Karma (discard), 2482 Karma remain
  104. HC Avatar of Sneaky Pete - +200 Karma, +11 Karma (discard), 2693 Karma remain
  105. HC Avatar of Sneaky Pete - +200 Karma, +11 Karma (discard), 2904 Karma remain
  106. HC Avatar of Sneaky Pete - +200 Karma, +11 Karma (discard), 3115 Karma remain
  107. HC Avatar of Sneaky Pete - +200 Karma, +11 Karma (discard), 3326 Karma remain
  108. HC Avatar of Sneaky Pete - +200 Karma, +11 Karma (discard), 3537 Karma remain
  109. HC Avatar of Sneaky Pete - +200 Karma, +11 Karma (discard), 3748 Karma remain
  110. HC Avatar of Jarlsberg - Communism! (HP), 3748 Karma remain
  111. HC Avatar of Jarlsberg - +200 Karma, +11 Karma (discard), 3959 Karma remain
  112. HC Avatar of Jarlsberg - +200 Karma, +11 Karma (discard), 4170 Karma remain
  113. HC Avatar of Jarlsberg - Perfect Freeze (HP), Refusal to Freeze (HP), Beardfreeze (HP), Frost Bite (HP) +11 Karma (discard), 3581 Karma remain
  114. HC Avatar of Jarlsberg - Astral Shell (HP), Reptilian Fortitude (HP), Spiky Shell (HP), Empathy of the Newt (HP), Tenacity of the Snapper (HP), Ghostly Shell (HP), Jingle Bells (HP), Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin (HP), +11 Karma (discard), 2192 Karma remain
  115. HC Standard Pastamancer - +300 Karma, +11 Karma (discard), 2503 Karma remain
  116. HC Standard Sauceror - Snokebomb (HP), +22 Karma (discard), 2625 Karma remain
  117. HC Standard Seal Clubber - Shattering Punch (HP) , +11 Karma (discard), 2736 Karma remain
  118. HC Standard Turtle Tamer - Shivering Monkey Technique (HP), +22 Karma (discard), 2858 Karma remain
  119. HC Standard Disco Bandit - +300 Karma, +22 Karma (discard), 3180 Karma remain
  120. HC Standard Accordion Thief - +300 Karma, +22 Karma (discard), 3502 Karma remain
  121. Normal Standard Disco Bandit - +150 Karma, +22 Karma (discard), 3674 Karma remain
  122. Normal Standard Accordion Thief - +150 Karma, +22 Karma (discard), 3846 Karma remain
  123. Normal Standard Turtle Tamer - +150 Karma, +22 Karma (discard), 4018 Karma remain
  124. HC Standard Cow Puncher - Deep Dark Visions (+HP), +11 Karma (discard), 4229 Karma remain
  125. HC Snake Oiler - +300 Karma, +11 Karma (discard), 4540 Karma remain
  126. HC Beanslinger - +300 Karma, +11 Karma (discard), 4851 Karma remain
  127. HC Beanslinger - +300 Karma, +11 Karma (discard), 5162 Karma remain
  128. HC Snake Oiler - +300 Karma, +11 Karma (discard), 5473 Karma remain
  129. HC Cow Puncher - +300 Karma, +11 Karma (discard), 5784 Karma remain
  130. HC Cow Puncher - +300 Karma, +11 Karma (discard), 6095 Karma remain
  131. HC Beanslinger - +300 Karma, +11 Karma (discard), 6406 Karma remain
    • Brain Games (HP)
  132. HC Snake Oiler - +300 Karma, +11 Karma (discard), 6717 Karma remain
    • 20/20 Vision (HP)
  133. HC Snake Oiler - +300 Karma, +11 Karma (discard), 7028 Karma remain
  134. HC Cow Puncher - +300 Karma, +11 Karma (discard), 7339 Karma remain
  135. HC Beanslinger - +300 Karma, +11 Karma (discard), 7650 Karma remain
  136. HC Beanslinger - Astute Angler (HP), 7750 Karma remain
  137. HC Cow Puncher - +300 Karma, 8050 Karma remain
  138. HC Snake Oiler - +300 Karma, 8350 Karma remain
  139. HC Snake Oiler - +300 Karma, 8650 Karma remain
  140. HC Beanslinger - +300 Karma, 8950 Karma remain
  141. HC Cow Puncher - +300 Karma, 9250 Karma remain
  142. Normal Standard Seal Clubber - Hibernate (HP), Cavalcade of Fury (HP), 9000 Karma remain
  143. Normal Standard Pastamancer - Lasagna Bandages (HP), Transcendant Al Dente (HP), 8850 Karma remain
  144. Normal Standard Sauceror - Managerial Manipulation (+HP), Summon "Boner Battalion" (+HP), Frigidalmatian (+HP), Shrap (+HP), Psychokinetic Hug (+HP), Awesome Balls of Fire (HP), Conjure Relaxing Campfire (HP), Snowclone (HP), Maximum Chill (HP), Eggsplosion (HP), Mudbath (HP), Grease Lightning (HP), Inappropriate Backrub (HP), Raise Backup Dancer (HP), Creepy Lullaby (HP), Wassail (HP), Toynado (HP), Bow-Legged Swagger (HP), Bend Hell (HP), Steely-Eyed Squint (HP), Deep Saucery (HP), Simmer (HP), The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder (HP), Benetton's Medley of Diversity (HP), Elron's Explosive Etude (HP), Chorale of Companionship (HP), Prelude of Precision (HP), 4000 Karma remain
    • Second Telescope Upgrade

Karmic Equilibrium

  1. Hardcore The Source Pastmancer - Tempuramancy (HP), 4100 Karma remain
  2. Hardcore The Source Seal Clubber - Harpoon! (HP), 4200 Karma remain
  3. Hardcore The Source Turtle Tamer - Spirit Vacation (HP), Summon Leviatuga (HP), 4100 Karma remain
  4. Hardcore The Source Disco Bandit - Salacious Cocktailcrafting (HP), 4200 Karma remain
  5. Hardcore The Source Accordion Thief - Donho's Bubbly Ballad (HP), 4300 Karma remain
  6. Hardcore The Source Sauceror - +300 Karma, 4600 Karma remain
  7. Hardcore The Source Pastamancer - +300 Karma, 4900 Karma remain
  8. Hardcore The Source Pastamancer - +300 Karma, 5200 Karma remain
  9. Normal The Source Pastamancer - Leaderboard (thanks Yojimbo!) +150 Karma, 5350 Karma remain
  10. Hardcore KOLHS Sauceror - +300 Karma, 5550 Karma remain
  11. Hardcore KOLHS Disco Bandit - +300 Karma, 5750 Karma remain
  12. Hardcore Standard Seal Clubber - +300 Karma, 6050 Karma remain
  13. Softcore Nuclear Autumn Seal Clubber - +150 Karma, 6200 Karma remain
  14. Softcore Nuclear Autumn Accordion Thief - +150 Karma, 6350 Karma remain
  15. Softcore Nuclear Autumn Turtle Tamer - +150 Karma, 6500 Karma remain
  16. Softcore Nuclear Autumn Pastamancer - +150 Karma, 6650 Karma remain
  17. Softcore Nuclear Autumn Sauceror - +150 Karma, 6800 Karma remain
  18. Softcore Nuclear Autumn Disco Bandit - Conspiratorial Whispers (HP), 6750 Karma remain
  19. Softcore Nuclear Autumn Turtle Tamer - +150 Karma, 6900 Karma remain
  20. Hardcore Nuclear Autumn Turtle Tamer - Eldritch Intellect (HP), 7000 Karma remain
  21. Hardcore Nuclear Autumn Turtle Tamer - Club Earth (HP), Carbohydrate Cudgel (HP), Splattersmash (HP), Grab a Cold One (HP), Song of the North (HP), Turtleini (HP), Sauceshell (HP), Song of Slowness (HP), Spaghetti Breakfast (HP), Shadow Noodles (HP), Song of Starch (HP), Splashdance (HP), Song of Sauce (HP), Song of Bravado (Hardcore), 4500 Karma remain

All Skills

  1. Hardcore Nuclear Autumn Seal Clubber - +300 Karma, 4800 Karma remain
  2. Hardcore Nuclear Autumn Accordion Thief - +300 Karma, 5100 Karma remain
  3. Hardcore Nuclear Autumn Turtle Tamer - +200 Karma, 5300 Karma remain

Now

  1. Hardcore Nuclear Autumn Turtle Tamer - +200 Karma, 5500 Karma remain