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Twisted Confessional | Stories

Jay Warren

Age: 46. Height: 6'0". Weight: 167 lbs. Skin: Fair. Hair: Medium Brown. Eyes: Hazel (wears glasses).

Unlike Laura Jay had support from neither his parents nor his school system for his academic ability. After going through a school system which bored him to a 3.2 gpa, he attended college and completed his B.S. at the age of 22. After academic infighting denied him his first attempt at a Masters he switched schools twice and finally managed to get the degree at age 27. After spending three years in Africa gathering research for his Ph.D., all his records were seized and destroyed. Two years later he fell victim to academic politics when a narrow minded professor denied his Ph.D. Changing schools again, he finally completed his Ph.D. at the age of 34.

Unfortunately, his history made him basically unemployable in academia, particularly in an era of academic cost cutting. After working though several jobs he drifted into his current position.